Author: judyfairbairns

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Island Blog – A Good Day for Rebellion

A good day, productive and engaged. Washing up at the Lunch Club in the village hall for two ours is a pleasure and a craic. You non Scots might need to look that one up! Fun, basically, engagement, mischief, shared stories, or snaps of them, whilst dealing with the ordinary. I now believe that this is how a real life is lived. I remember it at Tapselteerie, the chaos of it all and yet we danced through it all, me and my fabulous support team. Well, team is a bit of an exaggeration as there was only one strong woman beside me whilst the men did what they always did, expecting food and respect and room for all sorts of things such as a young ewe who needed lambing, or room for a ‘very important’ chainsaw to be serviced. That sort of thing. It didn’t matter that I, and my strong woman support, were juggling children, phone calls, guests wanting another drink, or that dinner, my cooked dinner, a dinner that won awards, required a focus which had zip to do with ewes in labour, nor that flipping chainsaw.

However, those days are gone forever, even as the memories laugh me now. How I did what I did is beyond my understanding, at 70. Maybe that’s the point. I was in my 20’s and 30’s then, strong and bloody minded and nothing was going to fell me. It did, eventually. We all have a limit. These days, without that life, my children all gone, my grandkids growing and blooming, I have only my reflections. This is olding. However, there is a miasma of nonsense around we, who are already at our 3 score years and ten, urging that we should stop everything that we loved and enjoyed before. We must be CAREFUL. Of what? Of everything? Fear is a good friend but only when it comes from an individual in danger. The culture of fear makes me want to blow the whole thing up. The wisest and funniest people I know are ‘old’ (and should be CAREFUL) But I remember them out there, dancing in the street, laughing, sharing stories, memories. Ok, they might not be able to dance physically, but they turned up anyway, until they stopped. Doctors appointments pepper their diaries. They stay behind their front doors. It just is not right.

Be careful when you walk, where you walk, says Fear. But I will not let the fear of ageing control me, even if Fear has many legs, is fast moving and as tenacious as a swarm of midges. You will not escape, not once the Fear has been allowed in. So, I get it, feel it, know its presence. An unwelcome guest for sure. I think we all do, at certain times of our lives, certain circumstances shoving us into the Fear room. Could be well-meaning children, could be loss, could be anything at all. But, people, you alongside me over 70 and wondering who the frickin hec you are right now, remember who you are, who you were, what you achieved over decades. Sit with that and feel proud because you did well, you fought battles, daily, you made food, brought in cash, covered the massive expanse of ground you had to cover just to bring one child to independence.

I bow to you. Now, YOU bow to you, too.

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Island Blog – I’ll Meet You There

I have been away. Just for a few days, but what larks we had! Old friends, they are, sharing a long history, music, and song ribbons that connect us, plus a shared sense of humour. Nothing beats such times. We just know each other and have done since we were young and strong and with no thought of ageing, nor loss. Our hairstyles, remembered visually with the help of old photos were, well, of the times, big and long and slightly ridiculous. We moved differently then, thought differently, lived spontaneously and without care. We laugh at it all, whilst we remember that we had a million cares back then, as we fought our way towards our dreams, only to find that dreams are just dreams. We felt the setbacks like kicks to the gut, the disappointments as unfair and unwarranted, whilst the realtor of our lives flicked his/her whip at our reckless flanks, taking us down paths we never really wanted to take. Ah, t’is life. For all of us.

And then I came home, bobbing over the water on the old ferry, seeing old friends, also bobbing, looking older than I feel, but still bright with a smile and a welcome. All was well, is well, in my island home, my safe space, my beloved solitude, but. But that time I had away, those nights of laughter till 2 am, the music and reflections, spin me. I know the party has to end. I know that my life is not their life, still working their jobs and much younger than I, but it is very hard to settle. My normal is this shape. Days of just me. Days of either talking to myself or to my dog, or shouting at the radio when some presenter racks up my irritation to level 1. I have conversations with my Indesit (no fulfilling conversation there) washing machine, my linen cupboard who tells me she needs a tidy, the compost bin, which is worm-absent #worrying, or the trees I walk under, or the sparrow nesting under my tiles, or the neighbour’s cat. But I have to answer, too. It’s like playing scrabble with myself. Nobody wins, nobody loses. This is not communication, and that is what I miss. That is what I have to accept, somehow. It is gone, that chat with the Old Chum who abandoned me almost 3 years ago, the ordinary, simple, often infuriating conversations we take for granted until Death shuts the mouth of it, tight, and forever.

I know it is the same for all of us. The same story, whilst each story is wildly different. There is no Standard for this one. It is chaos, mess, random and, it seems, tenacious. I am told it is a process, a word that indicates progression, a sequential list of boxes ticked and sorted. That is a lie, all of it. The loneliness of loss has no process. It is a lion waiting to pounce, a giant with a Fee Fi Fo Fum in his mouth, a lightning strike, a tsunami, and it comes and it comes and it comes. Just when I think I’ve got this, ticked all the get-on-with-it boxes, a chaos moves in, a turmoil of darkness and doubt, of fear and, yes, terror, sweeping me off my pins. I recover, we all do, and get on with the day, with myself, with my commitments, my face bright as a polished apple, my eyes light, my words cheerful and sunny, and with the dissonance a jangle, only in my ears.

So, to all of you who are experiencing this, I send my love and respect. If you are facing a newbuild of your life, be patient. I am not patient, but the advice is good. You did a wonderful thing, lived a wonderful time, shared, gave your heart, sacrificed much, let go of so much more. Now, there is a new you. Scary as hell, I know, I know. He/she is there somewhere, deep down, not forgotten. I think of building. I watch birds taking one bit of grass, one snatch of sheep’s wool, at a time to create a soft nest for chicks. I think of when I painted. One strand of raffia glued to a canvas, a dried grass, seed from a wild poppy, a thread, a tare of material from a little girl’s frock, a feather, some shells, dried seaweed. Once the glue tied these down, I would paint over, soft, watery watercolours, to create a ground. I miss my work. Perhaps I will build this way again one day. My point is, it takes one thing, then the next, then the next along with the patience to wait for each stage to dry, to affix.

The sharing times come and then they pass, be it family events or friend visits. But when they end, when the time of fun and sharing and laughter morphs into what might, and often will, feel dull and ordinary, I will meet you there.

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Island Blog – A Story for the Bridge

The birds wake me, for there is no other disturbance here. I know, I know, many hear the bin lorry, early traffic, noisy neighbours, those heading for work or those heading home from work, but not here, here where the biggest sounds are from Nature. And I am glad I live here. However, it is not always a treat. The sun doesn’t always shine big, bright and warm and oftentimes the birds are punched backwards by the gales that can rise in Spring, Autumn, and definitely in Winter, and Winter stays way too long. Always has. But we who have lived here longtime, have learned to love the whole of island life. We might turn blue in the endless months of rain and chill, but we know that our weather, an unique weather pattern, will, in time, turn on the sun to warm us. And we have learned how to bring a smile into any day, even if it takes a lot of physical strength to remain upright when moving from car to shop.

The garden is dry, the island is dry. A rare thing, and not so rare, historically. There is talk of a water ban. I remember one, way back in Tapselteerie days, when bowsers came over on the ferry, their big rotund bellies full of someone else’s water. Not for us, though, with our independent flow of spring water, but for others on the mains. Holiday cottages, bed and breakfasts, hotels, all flapdoodled without water. Water. The {almost} only thing we need to survive.

I am watching weeds thrive in this mini drought. It thinks me. If I had to come back as a plant I would come as a weed, a pretty one, mind, but a weed, nonetheless. These creatures are tough, survivors, invasive, yes, but they survive. What does that say about me, I wonder? I believe I am hot-wired for survival, and not just a wimpy sort of almost there sort of survival, but a pushy, strong and flowering one. I meet many of my age and on into their 70’s, and see myself as fortunate, indeed. Others have not been so lucky, as weedy me, I see, walking with sticks and supports, with hair that hasn’t seen a hairdresser for some time, who are out of breath and melting in this heat. I put up a big thank you, and pull down a blessing for each one of them. These folk are my folk. We danced in village halls together, not so very long ago, but there will be no more dancing for them.

There is a bridge over our lives, one we all must traverse, at some point. It’s a swing bridge, one we don’t really trust. Half-way across, exactly, is the keystone. It lies in the middle ride, and without this keystone, we would all end up in the water. I am on it, we all are, once we hit our three score years and ten, and, because I can still dance, i can help, encourage and support others around me. Together we can laugh at the inevitable, remember our younger days and lift our long memories into play, batting them back and forth between us like shuttlecocks, because we have shared a history on this island, through all the difficult days and through all the happy ones. Only our circumstances are different. Our sense of fun is the same.

I just went to the shop to buy compost for the dry earth, readying it for a sluice of goodness. Prior to this, I had walked the hotdog to the shore for some coolth and a tiddle about on the rocks. I found a tiny shell, a twizzley one, like a minute snail. I also picked up wire, plastics, rope and twine, which would, had I left it, have rejoined the ocean at high tide. Having only two hands, I pushed the tiny sea-snail shell down my front. I would find it again, eventually. Forgetting it completely, I drove to the shop, smiled everyone up and lugged my compost into the boot. Once home, something caught my attention and I burst out laughing. This snail shell had migrated into just the wrong place, so that it looked like one nipple stood out and proud. I thought the shopkeeper had looked at me, a tad abashed.

I wish I’d had that story for the bridge.

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Island Blog – The Difference

When anyone asked me if I was looking forward to some event or other, such as a visit or a trip away, (why is it called a ‘trip’ as in a falling over?) I couldn’t find any feeling of anticipation, nor excitement. And this has been the case for years. Although I longed to reciprocate the thrill in their eyes or their voice, all I saw were the problems around leaving home, even for a day, even, back a few months, when I only had to go shopping for food supplies. In short, I looked forward to nothing at all, even though I felt certain that I was not right, my head not right, that faulty wiring thing again. Until, that is, I discovered that I am autistic. I had never even considered it, felt far removed from what I believed autism to manifest in human form. I am extroverted, a crazy and colourful dresser, excellent at showing off, talking to strangers and one who loves physical contact. However, having read the book recommended to me by a doctor, called Unmasking Autism by Dr Devon Price, I found myself. There she is, all out-there, noisy, loving people, colourful, high functioning and not wired faulty at all. I never was. All those decades of counselling, of studying ‘self-help’ books on how to be a better fit, all those days and nights of angst and self-doubt, gone in the very moment I heard the diagnosis. I felt relief and immediately, because at last I am seen, recognised, respected. I felt my strength returning, even if I had almost no knowledge of what it means to be an autistic.

Overnight, it seems, I grew more confident in my my decisions. I know, now, that my dislike of chaos is perfectly fine, and the fact that I lived inside chaos for years and had small chance indeed of changing that, tells me how resilient I am and was. I know that, although I love people, that people are my absolute passion, I don’t like a whole load of them all together, nor do I like anyone coming too close, unless invited by me. I know that I need more rest times than ‘neuro-normal’ folk (who is ever ‘normal’?), that I don’t like being forced to stay when I want to leave, that my independence and solitude are very important to me and so on. All of these fit. I am not wrong. I am not disabled, but more unable to be what the world expects of my out-there, high functioning, colourful self. For the very first time since I was five years old, I am free, freed from the chains of stereotypical human-ness. I am unafraid of life. I can say, and with confidence, that I am looking forward to my travels, whether abroad or just into the little harbour town for avocados. I am more definite in my No and my Yes. When I wake each morning, the day is not a challenge, not a bank of potential troubles and worries, but a fascination of hours within which anything can happen, and so be it. Even when I meet a female adder in my garage, I feel excitement rising (as she did for a strike) for she is beautiful, all 3 feet of her, her markings breath-taking, the work of the Master Painter. She is lethal, yes, but only if I upset her, so I don’t. Nonetheless, I will be wearing thick gloves for weeding, just in case she still lurks.

It thinks me a lot. To find myself, even at 70, to know how well I lived inside a life that never really fit me, despite the depression, self-harming, insomnia, self-doubt and self-abuse, I know I am a strong and powerful woman, and not the misfit I had always believed myself to be. I feel no blame, no regret, no wish to go back and to do it all again, because it doesn’t matter to me. What matters is that now I am found and the glass is no longer dark. I am deeply thankful for all that research on autism and all other mental health states that now free all those of us who have felt trapped and faulty, perhaps for a whole lifetime. Understanding of Difference and the subsequent exposure of those differences to all people is progress. Recognition of how uniquely we are all wired and the acceptance of such will ripple out into work places, schools and colleges, homes and communities, changing lives as it tickles every shore. And I am glad of it.

In my youth, we were ignorant. Anyone showing ‘alternative’ behaviour was judged as mentally dodgy at best, shunned, marginalised, abused and hidden away at worst. Labels were handed out like sweeties. It wasn’t right but it happened anyway. Nowadays, a curious and questing person or two has dived into a probably aggressively resistant sea of research, and come up with treasure. We all are needed in this life, all of us, no matter who we are. People broken down by impossible expectations need to be seen, not judged and dismissed as weirdos. It is coming and there’s a looking forward to it. So, if you ever wonder who the hell you are inside a life that fits like a hair coat, I get you, and, sincerely, I hope you can find out who you are because the best freedom of all is to have the answer to that.

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Island Blog – A Big Warm Friend

Once I get to know my mammoth, I find I like her. She presents as a threat, or so I perceive, but she is a big softy inside. I know about this presenting thingy, I do it myself, always upbeat, the cheerful one, the clown to smile away another’s sadness whilst my own nudges against my outer limits like there’s a whole me in there, longing to be seen, heard and acknowledged. It thinks me. However, thinking is not an action unless I I give it full attention, unless I sort the melodrama and sentimental tiddleypom from the core truth of my thinks. Hiding who I really am is often required and even appropriate at times, out there in the world. Was I to moan out my inner angst at, say, a birthday celebration for a friend, everyone would be stultified, embarrassed and at a loss for words. A meltdown on the 10 am ferry crossing would spoil the day for many folk, leaving them feeling emotionally confused and full of questions as to how I feel, at our next encounter. So, like you, I present as if my exterior is a perfect match for my core truth.

However, and there is always one of those, this can become an unhealthy way to live, this cover up choice, until even I, and in private, do not acknowledge how I really feel inside, desperate to fit in to the shape I ‘appear’ to have, and for all my life. My mammoth, who is fast becoming a good friend, has literally softened as I sit before her hugeness, her tusks, not to mention that, unless she budges, I will never see my sitting room again. We talk. She teaches me about her as I teach her about me. Our languages are not the same and we both need to learn. Sometimes we say more to each other by saying nothing at all, just watching, using eye contact, body language and smiles. It is hard for a mammoth to smile, yes, but, as you know, a true smile is really seen in the eyes, a true one, that is, for we can all turn up our mouths, in rictus, in grimace, and it means nothing if it doesn’t reach our eyes. Eventually, we communicate through thought in sentences that wind, like ribbons, into a flow.

Over days and evenings, we grow closer. She reminds me of my inner self and I suggest to her that she doesn’t need to roar quite so much, and at everything, because listening is key in this world. Sometimes we listen for so long that one of us needs to check the other hasn’t died in the process. She tells me that to feel broken and beaten down is okay. But to feel unheard and unseen as the true person I am, even if my presenting as the world expects me to present has dulled my wits somewhat means I must take action. I bristle, a little, at that, even as I know she is right. So what is the answer, I ask her. She watches me watching her, our eyes locked. Ah, she says, we need to be friends. We are friends! She nods that gigantic head and suddenly I laugh at the ridiculous scene, me on the floor, she taking up the whole sofa, a mammoth in my home, a huge and hairy mammoth! She, sort of, laughs too, but its more of a forest shaking roar that blows my short hair into spikes, knocks over the candles and rattles the window. We must be friends for ever, she says, once we all calm down and I have checked the window for damage and righted the candles. Any time you are not paying attention to whom you really are, being open and honest about it, mostly to yourself, I will block your doorway, I will be your stop-and-check checker. Ok, I say. And as I say this, I see her grow smaller, just a bit. She doesn’t seem to mind, so nor do I. After saying goodnight, watching her lie down to rest, I cover her considerably smaller body, with a big blanket against the chill of the dark hours. See you in the morning, I whisper, stroking her long soft coat.

Maybe, she says, her eyes closing.

In the morning, she is gone.

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Island Blog – The Upbeat

I hesitate to write a blog when I am not feeling upbeat at all. The upbeat, in musical terms, is the lift after the down beat, the one you might clap along to, the easy beat. To clap to the upbeat means you’re the only one clapping, but for musicians it is a chance for play. It is like an in-breath. However, a down beat sounds down. I am beat down, that sort of down. When I hesitate, after many thinks on the matter, I realise that nobody wants to hear moans. We want to run away from a moaner. But my writing is not written in search of sympathy nor fixing. I write from the place of many, if not all of us, at times. Some people’s ‘times’ stretch out like a ribbon throughout their entire lives. Some others meet a break in the page and founder on the wordless rocks. What happens next? they may say. I thought I knew, but now I have fallen off the page and it is up there, beyond my reading, flying in the upbeat, where once I stood strong, like a surfer on my board, mistress or master of the waves. All I am now is soggy. Everything that bounded along in my life, and for endless years like a merry puppy has turned on me with teeth and claws. And we, all of us who know this break in our storyline, have no idea what to do next.

Could be the Lonely, could be the Nothing; could be some loss or a change we are sure will sink us in the end. But, in any case, we are onboard a ship sinking, and so close to land that we can see what was, and clearly, but we cannot reach it because we are going down. I know this place of old. I also know that it passes, eventually. For me it is the Lonely. My life from the very start was filled with others, their noise, their demands. Mostly I dealt with it all, mostly I held back my infuriation at a gazillion things, mostly. And, completely, I took it all for granted. Although the musical phrasing changed, from many siblings to many children, I learned my place eventually, although I fought the barricades and restrictions often and a lot and mostly. But we all yearn for peace and thus, we compromise ourselves and it’s a good thing to a degree. All relationships are ships, and sailing together means shared info resulting in safer passage for all. I watch young families now and feel very thankful I am not in that place any more. However, and there’s a thing, when all have fledged or died, and I am old, those chaotic times I am thankful for, the not-ness of them in my life, there is a nothing. I am encouraged to embrace the nothing. Seriously? Well, that is the sarcastic me and she is not a healthy companion. I must think differently about a situation which only exists in my soul, in my heart and mind. Until, that is, I write it out.

There is much talk about mental health right now. It kind of irks me, the label, but it is way way better than the labels tossed over coffee tables by ‘goodly’ folk in my day, when the very word ‘mental’ put the hat of shame firmly on someone’s head, much like the word ‘gay’. It was the culture back then, the learned way of thinking, but deep down it was always only a way to be smug, to be the one who wasn’t tainted by anything weird, different or dodgy, as any alternative way to live. So dangerous and so very damaging. I knew it even as a teenager and could not believe what I heard nor saw. Now, it seems, a freedom is coming, although it may take a while to fly free. For those of us who know we are foundering on rocks or sinking, I can say that if we believe that everything passes, moments, events, even lifetimes, we can keep on keeping on. I thought I would adore a singular life. I love the concept, but the daily trudge of it is not as I expected. I fill in the hours, yes. I am so very thankful for the wonderful place in which I live, the tidal views, the island weather, the community, my friends and helpers. But, it isn’t enough.

The sun may be shining. It might be a bank holiday, family may be incoming friendly. But unless we, who feel we are sinking, believe in a possiblest time to come, we are doomed. So, un-doom. I am awfy busy with the undooming thing. There is light, maybe light we cannot see, but it is there, nonetheless. Just keep with the small things, the ordinary stuff, the washing, the watering, the waving, keep with those and be at peace, my many friends. Bin the shame, bin the inner judge and sit peaceful in nature and know, of all things, that you have a gazillion others out there, somewhere, who know how you feel right now. The upbeat is coming…..

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Island Blog – A Doorway and a Sister

For three wonderful nights, I have slept well, nightmare free. I have no flipping idea why they come, the nightmares, although I do know that they only come in tough times, when my equilibrium decides to unequilibriate itself, tipping me into a sort of confusion, as if I had forgot who I am and which way is up. To be honest, I don’t spend much time a-wondering about this because ‘this’ just comes like that visitor you really hope never appears at your door, and we all have at least one of those. I just know it will pass like everything does, as long as my antenna are vigilant, strengthened, aware for what I may have missed heretofore because there will have been warning signs. For starters, it is no way possible that a mammoth can travel silently, even on tiptoe. Although I wasn’t around in those days when mammoths pounded over the earth, I am guessing that everyone heard them coming, even just the one. Must have been earth shaking. All that bulk and belly and weight could never just slip into a situation. Even an ‘it’ might have been heard a whole country away, thus giving plenty of warning. Oh, hear that? There’s a mammoth in Cumbria and heading our way so take cover! Simple.

So, I must listen for those big earth-gouging hooves, the pounding of them indicating both body density and danger. Ok, I’ve got that now. But once the damn thing is in the doorway, there is another thing for me to learn. First off, it can’t come through. Why not, You might ask. Because the doorway is human sized and a mammoth, weighing about 10 tons and 11 foot to shoulder height, never mind the body width and bulk plus hair and stuff picked up on the way all entangled and thoroughly woven in, is never getting through. It’s legs are four square and there’s a gap between the drop of its belly and my lino. An easy crawl if I can get past those tusks, which I can, easily, because there is no opportunity for a free swing of those great pointy things, not least because the door frame prevents any such free pointy swingery. I can see where I want to go, if I crouch down, the light coming in the picture window beyond the arse of this rufous beast, well, the swinging tail really, as the arse is massive. I just have to crawl beyond the tail of it, the tail of the nightmare-inducing eejit. How hard can that be? As long, and this is important, I do not clock eyes with the threat, pay no attention, nor give any level of import, to the growling (or whatever mammoths say when being their best at threatening) of the face, the teeth, the horns, I can find myself. I am more than a match for a stuck mammoth. It is only my mind playing tricks, that mind, well, bless it and all that, that only works on what it has already experienced. It has no way of thinking for itself. It might tell me I am no match for such a threat, that this threat is real, that I may as well submit, and I have done so many times over the years, hearing pre-recorded voices telling me I will never succeed, that I am not good enough, that I Told You So is all you’re going to hear today. But, the minute I employ my own intelligence and trust it, trust it, I see the stuck-ness of the mammoth. I see the light beyond its rufous arse, no, tail, I see who has the power here for I am in my right time, my right era, the Holocene era, not the Pleistocene epoch, and it’s Spring (apparently) and the mammoth is not. Perhaps that’s how it got stuck in my doorway. I push under and out and up, moving into the light of right now, of right Me.

When anyone mentions anything at all about anything mental, such as demon wrestling, nightmares, times when life appears as a mammoth in all doorways, folk don’t know what to say. There’s a stigma around anything of the mind. It is all in your mind, I’ve heard ever since I was 13. Well, yes, you’re right, although the way you say it sounds like a judgement instead of what it is, something to be cherished and nurtured and recognised, for it is real and the more you pretend to yourself that we, who do swingle t’ween your reality and the vast empires of our minds, are somehow in need of fixing, the more minds will become lost forever.

There are mammoths in a gazillion doorways but who will stop this rush of humanity towards gain and power, to even stop and notice we with supposed mental health issues? Perhaps just one (and one is more than enough) like my sister, a tiny bird of a woman with a huge personality, ditto heart and with the tenacity and courage of a terrier. She said ” I’ll shoo off the mammoth.” and, I believe she did.

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Island Blog – A Mammoth and a Rant

Today was sludge. Some days just are, and not just for me, even as my own day takes on an immense importance. T’is disproportionate, I know, I bloody know. Nonetheless, it is so. I wake too early, about 5am which, I tell myself, roundly, is fine in the months of early light. My other self reminds me that winter is so very loooooooooong up here and those 5 ams are quite ghastly. An oxymoron, just for your information. Something is either ghastly or it isn’t. There is no ‘quite’ about it. Just saying. I trudge on through coffee, sweeping a floor, putting away drained dishes from my solitary supper the night before. I light the fire. In May,? Myself catches me by the arm. I want to swear at her. It is cold, I annunciate each word, my lips exaggerating ridiculously, just in case, overnight, she has suffered a demise of the brain or a loss of hearing. I eat breakfast, of sorts, and it is done and swallowed by 6. Now what? I wander through the rooms, looking for an answer. The carpet needs hoovering but it will do and, to be honest, I cannot find the energy to connect with my hoover. I shower, dress, come downstairs. 6.15. My mind heads off into loony land. What, I speak this out loud, is the point of my existence, hmmmm? My husband is dead, my children, and theirs, are all miles away and I am tired of everything. I can write, oh hell yes, I can write. I can sew, walk, watch nature, tidy, cook for one, clean out the fridge, even hoover the damn carpet/s. How exciting can a life become?

But, when will I pull on my fancy boots and be whisked away to dinner, one I don’t pay for? When will I look forward, in anticipation to a shared evening, a game of scrabble, the intercourse involved in the tricky process of preparing mango chutney from mangoes, or plum brandy for Christmas, the fun of discussing an evening with friends, the shall we do this-ness of real life, because being alone after so long is not real life. It is not. It. is survival. Who will dip the oil tank? Just me. Who will repair the faulty back door lock? Just me. Who will watch a fantabulous sunset and marvel? Just me. Eish , not enough, not by a long chalk, whatever that means. The rip asunder of a shared life, no matter the palaver of it all, is like a chasm and there are days I fall in, spending half of the next week climbing out, and for what?

A rant, on first looking, is like meeting a mammoth in a doorway. It is huge, inappropriate and tusked up. It is also, by its being there, blocking forward motion and also a massive startlement. It has to be named and addressed. There’s a mammoth in the doorway, you might say and those around and benigh you would immediately tell you there is no such mammoth. But there is. No, they say, kindly, a hand staying your pointing arm, there is just a clear and empty doorway, a way through, a clear passage. It is infuriating to be thus denied and fixed. When I am facing a mammoth, what I need is someone to believe me, whether they see said mammoth or no because if that did happen, and someone stood beside me, listened, heard and never said anything, I would disappear the beast all by myself. I would feel seen, heard and honoured, and the mammoth would, I just know it, look puzzled and confused. Oh, oops, wrong doorway, wrong timeline and way too warm. He/she would turn around and lumber off, soon distant, a natural departure. Instead, when I hear a trillium of flowery wonderments, covered as I am in slime and mud, cut and grazed from yet another climb out of the chasm, I feel unseen, unheard, dishonoured.

I know it is a natural desire to fix a ‘problem’ but if someone just needs to name the mammoth and you are privileged enough to be that much of a friend, just be there and say nothing. It is the quickest way to send the mammoths away.

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Island Blog – I Don’t Speak Indesit

I walk in the afternoons now, when the frosty biting wind slinkers around, gentling into warmth, as if it has lost its back teeth and feels a bit vulnerable; when the sharp blast of power-controlling a morning (this one hailed with an ice crash that deafened me, Radio Two and my audio book for a whole breakfast) softens into ‘pointless’, as bullying does when faced with a lack of submission. The spring green against a blue sky has me walking reckless, my head up, my feet trusting the track. This majesty of trees, of oaks, beeches, elms and alders, all shouting life and hope, enthral me. The hazels mutter like old wifies unnoticed, and knowing it. I lower my eyes and salute them. You wind-breakers are a team, I reassure, I know this. Many a man, woman or child on this tricky track would have fallen and gone without your crow-backed protection. They snort. I hear it and chuckle. Tinsel leaves burst daily from tight holding buds, holding against the toothy north bite that claims each morning, delicate, soft and green with hope and falter. They have paused for a long time. Spring, albeit late up here in the wilds of the Western Isles, comes cautious, this year more so. Hail for breakfast is not what they want nor need, but the lift for life, for that single chance to procreate is fierce and the afternoons offer balm and warmth to honour that lift. Hence, me and the wee dog, lift too and into the afternoon.

This morning, at approximately 07.30 I put on an Eco Wash. In my understanding of Eco Washness the process will be both short and cool, enough and adequate. I am thinking, as with my old machine, 20 minutes at 30 degrees. But it seems no. All morning, although I could not really hear the machine machining through the din of hail, it chomped and plumped and schlocked and tossed my trapped clothing right and left and over and back again in a repeat motion as if it didn’t quite know what to do next. What have I done? My always first thought. I am a big fan of pilot error, having plenty of experience in such. In my excitement at a new piece of equipment, I ignored the instruction label. But, in my defence, most instructions are unintelligible, in a foreign language and inadequately explained, sentences barely sentences, and ending just when you think they are actually going to make sense. However, in discovering, after my head-in-the-skies wander this afternoon, communing with nature and all that tiddleypom, my machine still chomped and slushed at 3pm. I must have, no, did on first acquainting myself with this Indesit, this bright white eco machine, push all the buttons just to see wotwot. I have obviously set in motion a whole load of wotwot, none of which I can, intelligently un-wotwot. Perhaps I pushed the 3 hour delay button, or the 6 hour or even the 12 hour and what the heck is that all about?

I finally rest, as does the machine. My clothes are exhausted and I apologise to them as I hang them up. 8 hours of chomping and sluice and my obvious foolery around time delay and cycles, has submitted these bright spring colours to a virtual drowning. But, I tell them as reassuringly as I can, You are clean and fresh-colour bright, your shape your own, and you have survived. Many have not. They say nothing. In a sulk, I’m guessing. In the judgement of this, sensing pilot error, I don’t know where to throw my voice. The trees seem to answer, the woods too, and the plucking waves of the endless ocean, but the washing machine is deaf to me. I obviously do not speak Indesit.

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Island Blog – The Soul of my Foot

Stung, I was. I didn’t feel nor register the sting but awoke the following morning to a sore arch. Still I registered not. I just thought, Sore arch, Get moving, Ignore it, as I do when encountering any sort of bodily pain. It wasn’t real pain, more a question. Will I walk wobbly-like in order to favour this whatever-it-is or will I stand tall, walk proud and straight as I choose to walk inside the days of my life. A no-brainer for me. All the day long I favoured not, paced out, never checked to see what was going on down there. I have no idea why I didn’t, but my deeper belief is that, in the face of serious agony, this was a mild case of absolutely nothing at all. This thinking is my choice. I will not catastrophize unless my intelligence tells me this is one, a catastrophe. Much later in the day, as the slight soreness began a sort of rhythmic throb, I did look and there it was, a definite sting hole in my arch. An arch. A doorway from one place to another, from one state of being to another. In other words, an opportunity for inner change. I love that. And I love doorways because they laugh me. I used to say, and it was the truth, that Himself’s mind was wiped every time he passed through one, the other room holding back the unpleasant interchange and that smile on his face as if what just happened never did.

I studied the sting. Well, study is a bit of an exaggeration as I can’t really see the close up details, but I can feel it with my fingers, the perfect circle of red, the pin prick centre stage. It’s rather beautiful, from back here behind big spectacles and wonky chops visionary skills. I experience a slight botherment when I consider how my eyebrows, my face, my close up details must look to a youngster with 20/20 vision, and bat the botherment away. The arch thinks me. You know that. The sting thinks me too and off I go in backtrack wonderment. I do walk barefoot through my grass which is calf-high now, allowing for three things. One is that I want the wildflowers to welcome the pollinators, the second is that the guy who cuts my grass hasn’t appeared for ages and the third is that I could step on a stinging thing. I look out over a considerable festoon of dandelions, the flowers of growth, hope and healing, the bluebells which have escaped (I suspect, deliberately) the confines of a flower bed, the violets, wood anemones, sorrel and something I love the colour of but cannot name. I must have gone through a doorway. I also have considerable trouble locating the small dog poo of a morning, even with my spectacles on, but smile at the tiny tracks she has carved into what must feel like a jungle to her, a jungle of green, with many a place to hide.

So, swimming down into my soul, I have a sting in the soul of my foot. This is clear and obvious, even without spectacles. It throbs a bit, itches more, and is in my arch, a doorway of change. In any life, the gift of the ordinary, if noticed and considered, can flow and weave into any area of that life. A ‘something’ that happens on the outside of us can proffer a doorway in. How is my life, your life? What slight wounding on the outside can illuminate a deeper wounding within? For me, change is afoot. See what I did there? It is no random happening, not for those of us who recognise an outside event as an inner message. We may not, probably do not, understand what is being sent to us, but if we just acknowledge and wait, the voice of the. higher self will communicate. We all have sudden ‘stops’ in our lives when the love in the sky wants us to take notice. Could be sickness, could be a car bump, could be a sting, could be anything that stops us. We are mistaken if we bat it away as nothing. If I could tell anyone anything profound, I would say, Listen and Wait. Those two angels have served me well over many decades. Our souls are strong critters, way wiser than we are with our skin keeping us in. And my soul appears to be lodged in the arch of my foot, for now.