I walk in the afternoons now, when the frosty biting wind slinkers around, gentling into warmth, as if it has lost its back teeth and feels a bit vulnerable; when the sharp blast of power-controlling a morning (this one hailed with an ice crash that deafened me, Radio Two and my audio book for a whole breakfast) softens into ‘pointless’, as bullying does when faced with a lack of submission. The spring green against a blue sky has me walking reckless, my head up, my feet trusting the track. This majesty of trees, of oaks, beeches, elms and alders, all shouting life and hope, enthral me. The hazels mutter like old wifies unnoticed, and knowing it. I lower my eyes and salute them. You wind-breakers are a team, I reassure, I know this. Many a man, woman or child on this tricky track would have fallen and gone without your crow-backed protection. They snort. I hear it and chuckle. Tinsel leaves burst daily from tight holding buds, holding against the toothy north bite that claims each morning, delicate, soft and green with hope and falter. They have paused for a long time. Spring, albeit late up here in the wilds of the Western Isles, comes cautious, this year more so. Hail for breakfast is not what they want nor need, but the lift for life, for that single chance to procreate is fierce and the afternoons offer balm and warmth to honour that lift. Hence, me and the wee dog, lift too and into the afternoon.
This morning, at approximately 07.30 I put on an Eco Wash. In my understanding of Eco Washness the process will be both short and cool, enough and adequate. I am thinking, as with my old machine, 20 minutes at 30 degrees. But it seems no. All morning, although I could not really hear the machine machining through the din of hail, it chomped and plumped and schlocked and tossed my trapped clothing right and left and over and back again in a repeat motion as if it didn’t quite know what to do next. What have I done? My always first thought. I am a big fan of pilot error, having plenty of experience in such. In my excitement at a new piece of equipment, I ignored the instruction label. But, in my defence, most instructions are unintelligible, in a foreign language and inadequately explained, sentences barely sentences, and ending just when you think they are actually going to make sense. However, in discovering, after my head-in-the-skies wander this afternoon, communing with nature and all that tiddleypom, my machine still chomped and slushed at 3pm. I must have, no, did on first acquainting myself with this Indesit, this bright white eco machine, push all the buttons just to see wotwot. I have obviously set in motion a whole load of wotwot, none of which I can, intelligently un-wotwot. Perhaps I pushed the 3 hour delay button, or the 6 hour or even the 12 hour and what the heck is that all about?
I finally rest, as does the machine. My clothes are exhausted and I apologise to them as I hang them up. 8 hours of chomping and sluice and my obvious foolery around time delay and cycles, has submitted these bright spring colours to a virtual drowning. But, I tell them as reassuringly as I can, You are clean and fresh-colour bright, your shape your own, and you have survived. Many have not. They say nothing. In a sulk, I’m guessing. In the judgement of this, sensing pilot error, I don’t know where to throw my voice. The trees seem to answer, the woods too, and the plucking waves of the endless ocean, but the washing machine is deaf to me. I obviously do not speak Indesit.