October 3, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 143 Own Hair and Teeth

Just in case you are wondering if I’m still at sea, like half-way to Norway by now, let me tell you it’s not true. I have just been busy with lifey things for a while and somewhat strapped for words, but as I tootled back north the other day after a lively visit to my old ma, I heard them all (the words, that is) stomping back into my brain like old and welcome rellies. Now there’s a thing! I captured a lot of them on paper, laying them down word by word and I swear I heard them all sigh with relief. When your words take off like that, it may not have been entirely their fault. If anyone, or anything feels neglected and unloved, then I don’t blame them for pulling on their stout boots in search of alternative warmth and friendship.

The down south bit was fun. I was reminded of delays, of queues and of road rage, of warm locals filled with locals, a merry fire blazing in the grate and good hoppy beer on tap. I became re-aquainted with the red and green man who tells me when I can cross the road, saw babies in catwalk clothing being propelled along in buggies the size of small cars, of business women in heels and pencil skirts, with strident voices and sassy black ear pieces, talking to themselves, not an anorak nor a dither among them. I wandered through supermarkets sporting foreign sounding pulses, sauces and I marvelled anew at the down south size of parsnips, pidgeons and farm machinery. Even the brambles are huge which is why they’re called blackberries. Down south, brambles are those sharp things that tear your stockings when you take short cuts home.

I made friends on the trains. I say ‘trains’ because to get to Norfolk is not for the faint-hearted, not on public transport. Four trains to get down and four to get back and by the time it was over I was well-practised in minding the gap and in avoiding those delightful old darlings who hump their suitcases onto the platform and then stop dead to pull on gloves or to re-arrange their scarves, causing a massive pile up and not a little tutting.

Annie and Damien were (and probably still are) a delightful young couple on their way to a relative’s wedding plus a few family visits. I knew Annie was going to be fun when she said, as she reached up to the luggage rack, and her flat, firm midriff was revealed, that her granny used to warn her that her kidneys would fall out. I told her that’s exactly what I was going to say and we were firm mates for 3 hours from that first chuckle. Of course I gave her the lowdown on island Wife and of course she said she would Google me. Ten years ago that would have sounded insulting. Now it’s something to be proud of, the fact that you are Google material at all. I was sad when we said goodbye in Peterborough.

My next new friend was on the journey north, two fine young men (everyone’s young to me) en route for a presentation in Stirling. At first, they sat opposite each other, squashing me and a very charismatic pastor against the window, until we established between us that they were going to have to keep whizzing the laptop round in order to complete their work, which would drive me and the charismatic pastor nuts long before Ely. I swapped seats and then started chatting, which wasn’t all that kind or sensitive, as they had work to do, but they were gracious enough to indulge me as we swapped life histories, zip folder sized. One of them South African John was most intrigued about the Island Wife bit and instructed his wife, via text or whatsapp or something, to Google me too and then to buy the book. I hope their presentation went well. I was rather sad to see them go too, even if it did allow me and the charismatic pastor to spread out a bit.

Growing older is not always fun. My old ma is pretty tired of waking up every day to the same number of hours alone. Most of her friends have sailed heavenwards already and those that haven’t might do any day, even if they do still drive and play scrabble like champions right up to the cocktail hour. However mum still jokes with the postman, milkman, paper boy, delivery man, etc and they all adore her. There she is, this silver fox, with a ready chuckle in her mouth and smart as you like when off to see a movie (only she calls them films of course).

What I love about the little train from Glasgow to Oban is that I know all the guards and trolley dollies. I also find most endearing (and seek it) the station announcements that are always a station out. As we pull into Crianlarich (where this train divides) the nice woman tells us we are now arriving at Gairlochhead, astounding anew the visitors who look around a lot and stare hard at the station sign just to be sure. She, the nice woman, has been getting it wrong for months now and nobody official seems to mind or notice. The trolley runs out of sandwiches in the summer, ever single summer, long before 2pm and those who lingered over a glass of French red regret it for miles. Those of us in the know purchase our baguette or our meal deal in the station and some of the older ones (including me) get up early to make our own. What I don’t like about our little train is the state of the WC (I refuse to call it a toilet, having rebelled against the word somewhere in my teens as it sounded way too grownup and proper), although WC is pretty ridiculous if you think about it. Water Closets date back to Victoria Regina and she’s long gone. On trains down south some eager official sorts out the loo at regular intervals, but this is obviously deemed unimportant or ‘not my job’ on the west highland line. On a friday evening, it is actually dangerous to need a pee beyond Taynuilt, going either way.

Going back to the growing older thing, I find I rather like it, even if I do have to remind myself when leaving this train, with all my belongings, not to stop as soon as my feet hit the platform. People are getting heavier these days and a collision might land me in A& E – or them, but either way, it would, or could, be messy. When someone hears my age, they always tell me how young I look, and I don’t want to hear that. I know I am an OHAT woman (own hair and teeth) for now, but I am proud of all those years at the back of me and if everything is about looking young, then does this mean I am more seriously OTH (over the hill) than I already thought? Is being older a bad thing? I hear so many folk say they don’t want to grow old, but they are saying this through pert lips and still with the ability to run for cover, whereas many of us need to bring our own because the chances of finding it (cover) let alone being able to run for it, is way in our past.

In Sainsburys, that massive animal with every conceivable foodstuff couched in its belly, I bought, without specs, a seed mix. When I sprinkled it on my morning muesli and poured on the half fat milk it turned brown. On further investigation (specs on) I discovered the seeds had been roasted in soy sauce. I laughed and laughed and ate it all. This is the fun of growing older. Let not this cup be taken from me as it has so many others, for I will cause mayhem for as long as I possibly can, whether I intend it, or not.

September 8, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 142 Back to the Sea

I have come to a conclusion. One I might have come to long ago but didn’t, not least because I couldn’t really explain it, should anyone ask for my ‘workings’.

Workings are what art teachers demand when they stand before a huge canvas, liberally splodged with texture, glue, sparkly bits, string, and fat brush strokes telling them absolutely nothing. ‘Where are your workings?’ they asked me. I had to find out first what they were talking about before answering. Once I knew, of course, I back-dated said ‘workings’ on paper, parchment,card, board and copper plate and stuck them into my Workings Book, which I didn’t know I had till a fellow student found it stuffed into my locker – another thing I didn’t know I had.

When a painting is abstract, there is a process. You begin with the real thing. A duck for example, or a pot of flowers, a seascape or a human form. You draw that bit first, kind of whizzily with a loosely held pencil or bit of charcoal or even a paintbrush if you’re jolly smart. You might be out of doors doing it, perched on a cold stone wall in the middle of Linlithgow, or you might have hooked a buttock or two onto an old tree stump on the shore of some spectacular place, or you may just be at your desk beneath the blue light of those vile tubes. Wherever you are, you are supposed to be capturing the thing of interest onto a bit of paper in your drawing pad. We were for-bid-den to call it a sketch pad. We are not sketching, class. We are drawing.

Semantics. It amounts to the same flipping thing, but it’s always best not to argue, when the argument is about words and what they mean to other people, especially teachers.

So, you capture this interesting thing and then you loathe it to death. It is, at best, dreadful, and looks nothing like it should or even could and even less than nothing like the interesting thing. If it was a naked being, then I was doomed from the outset. I could have a deliciously formed adult male just feet away from me under the blue lights and, in a matter of one short hour, he would be reduced to a Lowrie figure with no blood pumping through his veins, nor sinewy life in his supple limbs, both of which were there until my pencil removed them. Picasso, I kept whispering to myself, fighting back the tears of shame. Picasso. Gee-ed up by such thoughts I stuck one eye on his thigh and thought I’d got away with it until Miss Fineart mosied over and snorted, alerting the class to do their own spot of mosying over and snorting. The young man in question couldn’t move, for which I was deeply grateful as he was facing away from us and stark naked.

So much time was spent on ‘workings’ for pretty much all of my pieces for End of Year Show. In my case it was both a lottery and a farce because not one back-dated working had entered my head for a single second as I plunged headlong into the world of the abstract. Abstract just comes first for me and that’s that.

Back to my newly drawn conclusion.

I believe without a doubt that I came from the sea. Not as a mermaid, or silkie, or even a fish. I am not talking about the body of me, but the spirit of me. Whenever I am by the ocean I am at peace. I can go there carrying tension, rage, frustration. I can feel heavy and old and tied down and lumpish. But, when I have stayed awhile, listened to the tide roll in or out, felt the salt spray in the breeeze and tasted it on my lips, I am a new woman again. I don’t just believe that it’s about dumping my baggage for the old tide to take away, because whatever I took down there doesn’t join me as I walk back home. I never see it again.

When I am in busy places, far from the ocean, I can do whatever I need to do, for a while. But after that while, which isn’t very long, I feel the old scratch I can never itch, the one that tells me I am not all that wonderful, in fact, not wonderful at all. I feel irritations niggle at my gut, threaten to spill out of my mouth. I feel claustrophobic and find it hard to breathe. No, it is not a panic attack. There is nothing my logical mind could find to panic about. It is true that all around me is concrete, noise, people rushing here and there, traffic, lights, dirty pavements and man-made deadlines. I know how to cross a road safely and what bus to catch. I know where I am heading and the time arranged for me to arrive. There is no panic in any of that. So it’s not a panic attack.

It’s just that I am not in the right place for me.

I know the rocks on the shore. My eyes need to see the broken mussel shells, left by geese or an otter. They need to see thrift, purple and trembling in the salt breeze, gulls white against the sky, calling out to each other as the new tide brings in the sprats. I watch them poppling the surface of the water, pushed up by a predator deep beneath them and out of sight to me. I must see the kelp thrown high upon ancient rocks, the little pools left by the flood tide, the tiny shrimps stranded till the next one comes in, perhaps whilst I sleep. I have to see sunlight on the yellow lichen, turning it to gold, to hear the popping of sea-gorse seeds, marvel at the darting of goldfinches on the barbed stalks, and hear their animated chirrups at the abundance therein. I absolutely must watch the single snow goose leading four, no five families of greylags across the sea-loch in serried ranks cutting perfect lines across the water. I know the state of the moon by the tides and the state of the tides by the moon. I know the sea and the sea knows me.

It’s not a fairytale. it’s a conclusion. Mine.

So I go, as I will always go, every day of my life. I will go to where I came from. Back to the sea.

August 21, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 141 Stop Whining

I notice from the layers of dust on my five year diary that I have entered nothing since May 27th. Prior to that date, the pages are loaded with scribblings and moans and poor-little-mees. Well, not all of it can fall into those categories to be honest. There is some good useable stuff there, some well compiled sentences, some nuggets of brilliance if any of that can be said to fit between those skinny lines that really only offer sufficient space to write something like Got up at 11, whence the writer falls off the edge and onto the table top. I have cheated, naturally, because I write loosely and with a pronounced forward slant like a woman marching into her future taking up all available space. It’s how I like it, striding out alone and making conscious contact with the ground and the sky simultaneously, and affording no room for anyone to overtake or to pass by on the other side.

So, I think to myself, I really should return to my daily scribbles, as of yore. When I re-visit old books, not diaries as I never did do diaries, I wonder when, and even if I ever wrote such things down. I am less organised on setting down a date, merely opening the page to find a clear one and stabbing down the thoughts as if joining the dots on something I couldn’t work out before. I pull out a favoured guide book from my bathroom library and leaf through the wisdoms. The book, Women who run with the Wolves, by Clarissa Pinkola Estes has been my friend for many years. I notice the many hi-lighted passages to which my eye is quickly drawn. The author built her book on story-telling, the handing down of ancient stories and the wisdoms contained within, the guidelines for life. Her target audience, although not exclusively, is women. Women tell the stories to their daughters and grand-daughters and the cycle continues. Endless circles over endless time. And, as in all wisdoms of any use, the guidance is for any generation, anywhere. How can this be when life has changed so dramatically in such a short space of time? I remember when the first black and white television appeared. I remember no mobile phones, no internet, no huge corporations gifting us instant communication anywhere in the world. I remember car windows that wound up and down with little handles. I remember when clocks ran out of tick after 8 days and shops closed at lunch and on Sundays. But real wisdom, that understanding of who we really are and were and always will be deep inside, what strings us together or tears us apart, remains as it always did.

This is not to say that men don’t tell stories. Of course many of them do and many of them are deeply connected with learning about the intricacies of relationships and life and I take off my hat to them all. But, in my experience, it is women who are wired for such things and it is in this wiring we can find ourselves all ‘given out’ and, as a result, starving. I know so many women who ask ‘what happened?’ They started to give and kept giving and now wonder when someone will give to them.

I have an answer.

Nobody.

Well, not quite nobody. Perhaps I should have written Nobody Else, because that is more like the truth. But if it is me who should give to me, then would someone please tell me how to do that beyond a mad night out with the girls, followed by frightful hangover or a shopping spree for a new frock or bra or nickers from some brightly lit lingerie chain with ‘Sensitive Fitting Assistants’? In other words, hollow victories with an unpleasant aftertaste, like an empty purse or a day on codeine and burgers.

Clarissa P.E. maintains we should create our way through the disappointment. She says, if you want to write, write. If you want to dance, get on with it. If you sing, then why aren’t you singing now? If you act, join a group. In other words, stop whining and take action. Yes, yes, you’re fed up, angry, overworked and unappreciated, but who isn’t? It is what we do with those feelings that makes the difference, not that we never have them in the first place, were born into a different family, had a better job, kinder bosses, different mates. We can still feel the feelings, allow them accept them but we must take action to move forward.

Or, we can die wishing we were someone else, somewhere else, richer, slimmer, prettier, more talented.

As always, I write my blogs to myself, hoping someone else finds themselves in there somewhere. This is more for me than any of you. So, if I am planning to whoop my own ass and get going with something creative then I will put myself back between the lines, taking up all the space. Unless, of course, I sense someone making the same big step, baby step, first step and then I will pull in my loops and shorten my tees and maybe we can run together with those wild wolves and howl at the moon as she lights our way.

July 28, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 140 Larks and Kate

Singing is a lark don’t you think?

I feel like singing a lot of the time and sometimes in the wrong places such as the dentist’s waiting room or in a queue at the airport. In my imagination I play out what would happen if I did sing. That old lady over there would probably smile. The kids would gawp and wonder if they had stepped into a movie and all the rest would study me from top to toe and think me bonkers. None of that would matter if I could guarantee sounding good, which is never a given. I would have to be travelling alone because being with someone else puts me in a situation of being One of Two, giving Two the right to an opinion and to take preventative action, neither of which boost conifdence. I can feel very sure about a spontaneous decision and very unsure indeed about that same decision in the flip of one second when I am One of Two. No, I need to be One of One if I plan to orchestrate my own flashmob without the mob. I suspect this leaves me ‘flash’ and all my minders will roll their eyes and nod their heads at that association.

What, I wonder, is so wrong about bursting into song all alone whilst completely sober just because other people are around? Other people are always around. I would have to wander a desert or fly to the moon to find no people around. It isn’t the same singing in the shower, or the car or when the house is empty and I don’t know why but it just isn’t. There’s a sudden joy that pre-empts a desire to sing which I just don’t feel in the shower or the car or when the house is empty. There is something about being out in the world, being among fellow humans, being alone among the crowds; a sort of devilment, a pixie sense of fun, a frisson of excitement at absolutely nothing. This is when I want to jump over the railings or tightrope walk a garden wall; when pavement squares threaten bears and, in their less dangerous moments, hopscotch. I like sitting on the pavement and I do if I feel tired of the concrete seeping into my legs but rarely, if ever, has anyone joined me. Why do we hate to stand out in a crowd when we so long to be individual and recognised as such? It’s about looking foolish isn’t it. (not a question)

The thing is this. We are a long time dead. A boarding school best friend, lost over the years and found again quite recently has just contracted a wasting disease and died within months. She was the same age as me. When we unwillingly schooled together, we recognised a fellow scallywag immediately. She didn’t want to knuckle down to ancient scratchy-knickered traditions any more than I did. We found many ways to make life fun, and to make fun of everyone else. She was wiry and fizzing with energy and always up for a lark. And now she’s gone. But I did know her and I am remembering her and that time we hooked up in London and shared lunch and memories. Our lives had been different and neither one a merry breeze but we were resilient, strong, feisty women who ‘sung’ our hearts out at every opportunity whether it sounded good or not. If I had Kate behind me as my foolish imagination began to propel me into a flashmob without the mob, she would have joined me, not having a clue what to do but looking all enthusiastic about it anyway. Perhaps we are born bonkers and perhaps this bonkerness is so deep within us that no man nor beast nor disaster nor catastrophe can even dent, never mind eradicate. Well YAHOOO! to that is what I say.

When we talked, Kate and I about the other girls there, we discovered she had kept up with them whereas I had not. She knew bits and pieces about each girl’s life and had met up with a few of them, even returning once to an old school reunion which I most definitely didn’t, not least because by that time I had 65 children and lived on the moon. I wonder about their lives lived – what they really dreamed of. We never talked that way at boarding school. We talked about netball and ghastly cheese pie and who had fallen out with who, and why. Most girls kept in line. The risk of being punished was way too great for any out-of-line-stepping. It was all about the ‘Team spirit gels!’ – a team spirit structured by Them for Us, regardless of allergies or differences of opinion on the ‘how and why’ of such a structure. Clomping to church in galoshes on a dry morning did little to encourage this team spirit and a whole lot for my inventive imagination. In fact, I think it may well be precisely because I was grown in Boot Camp and then, at my most difficult stage, packaged off to Corntonvale au Sud, that I learned singing at all. I don’t mean this literally, although I was a choir member and I did take my pianoforte exams, but more the sort of singing that comes from a deep place, one that won’t be stopped, one that doesn’t mind how it sounds when allowed to escape; that singing that lifts and separates better than any playtex living bra; when one of two is suddenly one in a million and forever fixed in 999999999 minds, with adjectives various affixed; that singing you meet in another’s eyes, the one that tells you it’s ok now. There are two scallywags in this convent.

Singing is a lark. Kate was a lark. Therefore Kate was Singing.

July 14, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 139 An Elegant Truth

139 is a Prime Number.

‘A prime number (or a prime) is a natural number, greater than 1, that has no positive divisors, other than 1 and itself.’

Now that is exciting! The word ‘prime’ is enough to lift my shoulders and to fix my eyes on the horizon. In fact I have decided that I, also, am a prime number, with no positive divisors other than 1 (that’s still me) or itself (me again). How can I lose with that positive thinking?

Although every moment of my life requires an involvement with A. N. Other, a relationship in other words, be it complex and thixotropic or easy and naturally flowing, I am still singular, just me, I, The Prime Number. Of course, I can be far from such in another’s eyes. I might, in fact, be entirely divisible by anyone who cares to divide me up, spinnable by anyone who fancies throwing me into one, but whatever Lady Life tosses my way, even she can never ever divide One into more than itself and, once I spot this dividing thing going on, I can stop it just like that. If I have the power of one, then I have the power of one.

In my earthly woman life, I can spread myself too thin, stretching myself progressively flatter in an effort to play carpet for all those around me, regardless of any risks to my health, self-esteem or direction in life. I can do all this thinking I am solving others’ problems, when what I am really doing is interfering. Instead of me respecting A.N Other’s right to be a primary number, I am dividing him or her up, telling her what to do and how to do it because I would know, wouldn’t I! I am saying she cannot do without my advice, when without my advice is precisely how she needs to be.

Is it a myth or were all us girls brought up to put ourselves last? Outside the door is better, in sackcloth and ashes, with voice on ‘mute’ and all desires surgically removed, as a baby. Well, maybe it is the truth, but why on earth do we perpetuate such nonsense? There is a lot to be said for the new woman (many of them my own daughters-in-law) who refuses to wear a modesty vest and who bites off her mute button and spist into into the undergrowth, standing her ground like Boudicca. But this situation still smacks of war to me, one the sackclothed little carpet-woman manages to avoid by obligingly upholding the pillars of household peace, like Samson in a frock.

There is a third way. There has to be.

This leads me on to the next bit.

‘One, sometimes referred to as unity, is the integer before two and after zero‘. Integer means either a ‘whole number’ or ‘a thing complete in itself.’ It comes from the latin verb ‘tangere’, to touch, and from it we have the word integrity, which translates as ‘the state of being whole and undivided, or ‘having the quality of being honest and with strong moral principles.’

Zero is the first number, according to some but I am only giving zero a nod and a wink for now. It’s the number 1 I am thinking about, because, although I am one of two or of many, from millions to a book club membership, I will always be One, and within that understandng, acceptance and knowledge lie the seeds of a colourful unity.

Having strong moral principles is a wonderful thing, providing I don’t expect anyone else to have them. If I do, and make such an expectation clear, I am laying down my baton of integrity to don the periwig of a judge. I have just made myself divisible and I deserve whatever comes my way. I would be wiser to concern myself with my own dirty washing, of which I may have a considerable pile. As I judge another, thus I show, loudly, that I am wondrous to behold in my perfection, and yet it is only wordish vanity somersaulting from my mouth. When I turn to walk away I may feel smugly chuffed but I may as well have no back to my trousers for the fool I have just made of myself.

However, if I consider not others’ failings, but my own, and if I turn the beacon inwards to study each and every one of them, and begin to address them one by one by one, I am now a Prime Number. I have just elevated myself through the dirty cobwebs of my secretest hiding place and I can see the sky. I have nothing to lose from now on.

Well, that’s not true.

What I am about to find as I walk back into one or other of my relationships is that nobody likes change, unless they are the one doing the changing, in which instance, it’s fine and they can’t understand what the fuss is all about. However, if change comes in the old garb, ie the old me who always used to join in the salacious gossip, or the deliberate rebuff of a ‘lesser mortal’, or if I ran about like a ferret after everyone else’s insecurities and am suddenly absent, or, worse, actually present but unmoving, then I am going to astonish and disappoint and what’s more, be told so. If I decide I am going to walk the other way, against my own established direction, I will undoubtedly find myself lonely, feeling foolish and wondering how big my bum really does look. I might even feel a frisson of fear, because I have no map for this road, not yet. Someone is bound to mutter that I have been on the sauce, or maybe I’m going through a rebellious menopause thing, hmmmm? But, if I keep doing this new thing by not doing the old thing, I will soon find a rhythm for my feet. As long as I simply concern myself with my own sense of integrity (the state of being whole and undivided) I may not save the world, but I am saving me from carpet heaven – I, the Prime Number One, the only one for whom I am responsible.

When I am required to make a choice that involves another, I can still approach it with integrity. After all, I cannot concern myself only with what I want to do or achieve at any given moment, because I am part of two. However I am still One within that couple. I watch young folk pull and push for independence, negotiating deals for the smooth running of a shared life. Tried it myself now and again over the years, but I make a mistake here if I expect approval for wanting something the other person doesn’t want. So what can I do? Do I just give in and lie down? Or do I cut my losses, decide we are incompatible and head off to find someone else to be incompatible with?

Or………..maybe I might take a hold of myself, my integrity as a Prime Number, the Number One, divisible by nothing, and take a good long look into my own shadows, and then, with the intelligence of my own heart, quietly and lovingly begin to walk my own path, the one that runs beside yours at times, and not at others, thus embodying both unity and singularity at once, without any divisor.

Such an elegant truth.

July 4, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 138 The X Factor

Talking today with my whale-watching son, we discussed, as we cleared out his garage and carted dross to the local tip, music and originality. He told me that there is nothing really original, as there is a finite number of notes on the keyboard and, therefore, a finite number of possible chords. I felt my heart flutter at the very thought, me being a fully paid up member of the theory of Originality. I say to him, if there really is no chance to be original, why do any of us get out of bed of a morning?

But that wasn’t quite what he meant. He was talking complete sense and truth. What happens beyond the understanding of that truth is a very different thing. Park that for now.

Another subject we discussed over a delicious dinner at Cafe Fish (don’t ever miss out on that opportunity) was that of relationships, my very favourite subject. I talk to myself about them all the time, but it is so uplifting to find a co-discusser who is also interested and who is also a man. Might be a first! He is 30 years younger than I but has an eye on this tricksy subject and a way of looking at it that I, sealed up in my own history and experience, might have missed. We spoke of those that last and those that don’t and of why, although nobody outside of any relationship can ever, should ever, decide they know why or how one fails and another doesn’t. It is pretty damn easy to play judge and, when we do, and we all do at some time, we might consider our own, and how clever we are at them. Or not.

Now un-park that earlier thing.

What comes into play with a musician, a song-writer, a business owner, an artist, a wife, a husband, and I could go on forever with the list, is Originality. The only thing we can ever bring to her table is our own originality, and, in doing so, we can change everything. For example……..there is a clever, gifted, silversmith, young, newly graduated and about to hit the world. No experience of anything to do with street wisdom beyond the decision not to go out alone at 4 am in a lycra bodysuit and 6 inch heels through a dodgy part of town. He, or she has this talent, this achievement, but has little or no idea how to walk it out in a way that will guarantee success and profit, long term. It is all down to the self in this, the Originality and, most importantly, whether we honour that and use it, or not. We all have it. We don’t all use it.

Hmmmmmm.

If we listen only to the facts, that tell us there is a finite number of chords, of keys, of chord progressions, of dance moves, of colours mixed, of lives lived, then we might just keel over right now. But we don’t do that. We go on, believing, albeit very privately, that we just might have that something that changes everything. But now we have another problem. We watch television and movies and we set ourselves lower than we should as a result. Every story is glamourised and idealised to the point of impossibleness. How can we ever match up? We don’t look like this star or that, with their perfect body parts, tans, choices, homes and luck.

To stick with something, in the inglorious (second meaning in the dictionnary) hours, when nobody is clapping or even watching, and to keep going…… now that is Originality. To work consistently, through the cold and the wet, to resist the naysayers who question our sanity and who come, like greeks bearing gifts, of trojan horses, of quick fixes, of a quicker route to the treasure chest, to make ourselves go on, following our own heart belief…..this is Originality.

To give up in the face of the inner voice that keeps asking……Who are you to think you can rise up to meet your dream? leads only one way. Every single time.

Don’t listen, don’t watch, don’t falter. Originality has chords and notes and moves and moments that build into something that, one day, people will revere. Our job may be menial. Our home may be simple. Our life, ordinary. But, wait a minute, this is all of us. Those who appear to have it all are just like us. We all have in our hands, whatever our situation, that chance to change everything. We just have to rack up and dust off and step up.We need to say Here I am, and not There I was.

Not one of us is perfectly formed, according to the world.

And yet, every one of us is exactly that.

June 26, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 137 The Light Just Right

I am excitedly working just now on new songs for recording, well,not recording yet, but more for designing and developing. All day long I am humming little phrases, changing keys, changing words changing rythms. Once I meet up with the Talented Two in a week or so, we will take my scribbles and mood-inspired poems and fashion music around them. They, not I, will layer melodies and harmonies, suggest quirky add-ons that create depth and texture, colour and light. And dark. All I am required to do is to spend this preparation time doing what I do know how to do – put words together in a way that tells a story, that give a hint of pain or laughter, to show and not to tell it out too much, for we all like to fill in the spaces allowed us with our own feelings. This is why some songs last forever and, to be honest, a lot of them make very little sense once we try to explain them. A Whiter Shade of Pale was scribbled down in the back of a van in between gigs, so I am told, and, when asked what it meant, the writers just shrugged. It’s not like schoolwork this song-writing thing, not at all. I don’t have to show my workings, nor do I have to justify them, but what I do have to do is sing them with emotional connection as if what I am telling you is really how I feel. I don’t write songs about Percy the Pig, or Nellie the Elephant, although that song is great to sing to grandchildren if I include all the actions. I write about feelings.

It thinks me about doing what I do best, and not wishing I was best at something else. At school I longed to be an athlete but I was so very far from getting beyond ‘ath’ that it would have made a whole heap of sense to do my best, loathe all of it and spend my free time writing. The problem with writing is that the only time I found the limelight is in English Lit classes and that was providing I kept to the letter of the law concerning Good Composition. Nowadays, it is fine to write slang, a lot of which has found its way into the Oxford Dictionnary, which is fine if it works for the piece. It is not ok to swear, but, then, what is swearing now? I can read words that would have had my school mistress dialling the emergency services had she ever seen such an assemblage of letters in print, let alone heard them read out in class. The book would have magically disappeared from the Reading Shelf and parents would have been informed.

In songwriting, words can be hinted at, the front or the back of them lost in a rising instrumental. It’s infuriating for those of us who want to cover a song and we must needs leap to Google for the lyrics, but I am encouraged by the Talented Two that it sometimes really works best that way and that my Elocution Prize might consider staying in my past. Enunciating every word as if the whole world depended for its survival on my clear conscise rendering of a particular phrase, is, it seems, vanity of vanities. Who gives a rip?

As I wrote my book, I let go of the Eng Lit teacher, pushed her off my shoulder and reminded her she was most probably dead and should shut up. Although I love good prose and therefore find bad prose irritating enough to put me off the whole story, I find that I look more for a gentle sway, an easy rise of words that don’t trip me up with their brilliance, but, instead, show me an unfolding about which I am fascinated to know more. I want to be led outside of myself and into another world and, yet, I still want that pull on my heartstrings, that connection to my own experiences, my own feelings. When I read the tale of someone who is living through something I hope I will never live through, something that involves the loss of a child, perhaps, I will think about my own children, my love for them, my fears for them, and, in my heart, I will re-affirm my vow to them, the one I made as each one was born, a vow to protect and defend them to the death. If I read of a world catastrophe, as a back drop to a tale of people, I will re-jig my priorities in that light. In short, I will make changes because, through the words of another, I am changed.

I hope I can do the same with my songs. For now, I am playing word games, reducing sentences down, questioning the need for all the adverbs and adjectives to be there at all, for what I can do, through my voice, as long as it is emtionally connected, is to pull back to indicated thoughtfulness, pain, fear, gentleness, or bring the air more forcefully across my vocal chords to show power, anger or determination. I can leave out the paraphernalia and keep just the crystals……ones that should make it sparkle, if I get the light

just

right.

June 19, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 136 Brave Heart

In life there are times when something huge happens whilst I am somewhere else. I might feel a chilly hand on my neck, or the sensation of it, without having a clue why. Later, sometimes much later, I might discover that, at just that time, this huge something was going on with a loved one.

Last Friday I caught the noontide train down to Glasgow. I was supposed to be visiting a girlfriend but she called in sick and, as I was packed and arranged-up, I decided to go and see my sister instead. The train was overly packed with not enough seats for all, or, only just, and only just is no fun when half the inmates bear heavy loads they cannot lift onto the overhead racks. Nobody can. In fact, as they ease off the shoulder straps and shrug a massive rucksack into the gravitational pull, I am amazed it doesn’t go right through the carriage floor. And that was just one of the many. The rest of us with less baggage, clasp it to ourselves on our narrow seats and decide to wait until the stock rolls before flicking our eyes around for a more acceptable resting place.

This is when a furry-voiced announcement slinks out from the speakers. Something about a bus being laid on for those who can’t fit on board. We look at each other eyes rolling. Way too late, they say. Way too late and, besides, we are now all fankled up in rucksack webbing, too many legs, big shoes and well-fed travellers to move anything other than our eyeballs. It crosses my mind to suggest that the man who sold us all those tickets a few moments ago might consider counting them up next time, a fairly logical plan and one that might decide the bus option before we struggle aboard and meld into one living creature. We are all hot now and a bit grumpy and those lads just up ahead have obviously been on the sauce for a while now, their voices cutting sharply into the mumbled air.

The weekend was lovely and the journey home a very different kettle of fish. We all had room, we travellers with less baggage, dotting ourselves throughout the train, pulling open our ziplock lunches, to munch contentedly, elbows out. I thought everything was calm in my world, because, as far as I was concerned, it was. But, there was a chill at my neck, like cold fingers and yet all the windows were closed. I pulled out a cardigan and wrapped it round me, but the chill remained. Back home, a huge drama was beginning to unfold, the facts of which I now have, and will tell, as best an absentee can, through the eyes and experience of my old China.

The boat had landed the passengers back on the pontoon and Popz had taken Poppy up to the grass for a pee, as usual, returning to the boat to clean up and take her back to her mooring, way out in the bay. It’s about 500 yards. Once the mooring line was secured, the crew and skipper set to cleaning and tidying, turning off electrics and engines and checking the heads for all those forbidden things people think can disappear down a tiny pipe. This cleaning process can take a while. Popz was aware Poppy wasn’t with him, but, then, she often joined the crew whilst they worked, so he wasn’t concerned as they all clambered into the dingy. They presumed she had jumped back off the boat at the pontoon and that they would find her, as before, sitting waiting for their return.

No sign. Concern is now rising. They asked everyone, looked everywhere, called and whistled. Perhaps someone had taken her?

They turned again for Sula Bheag, crossing, once more, the distance through the waves. Searched everywhere, above, below, inside and out. Nothing.

Back to the shore. Time is passing now. Up the street, into the town, asking everyone, Have you seen a little brown dog?

At the harbour, some kind people with boats cast them off and set to, searching the expanse of water for this little brown dog.

Once more Popz and the crew returned to Sula Bheag, although by now hope was dwindling. No human being could survive this long in the icy water and it was obvious she must have slipped overboard. Then, as they fired up the outboard to return for the last time to the shore, Popz noticed some gulls circling, looking like they were looking down at something, way out in the bay.

And they were. Upside down, four legs above the surface, plus her nose, but barely, was Poppy, all but given up the fight. As Popz grabbed her, the flea collar snapped and she began to sink. In desperation, he lunged for her, and caught her before she became part of the darkness. She was almost dead, her breathing just now and again, frothing salty bubbles from her mouth, but, nevertheless, alive. A crew member drove like the wind down to the vet, with Popz cradling a defeated Poppy on his lap, wrapping her round to bring back some warmth. The vet held out little hope. Salt damage to lungs and kidneys, shock, cold, hypothermia, the oil and muck in the harbour, all threatened to take her out, and he decided to keep her overnight to monitor her progress.

The next morning we phoned, and he said he couldn’t believe the change. Sitting up, weakened but alive, our little girl had decided not to die. Although we had to wait a couple of days to be sure the salt hadn’t destroyed her inner workings, we can now say she is a miracle. Thinner, yes, and not eating much yet, but bouncy and bright-eyed and we are filled with thanks, to the crew and their hearts, to those who took their boats out, to the callers and well-wishers, to the vets.

She may have gone overboard, and you may think ‘careless’ but life happens whilst we make other plans and we can all remember times we didn’t pay enough attention. But, now here’s the thing. If the old seadog didn’t have the instinct that he does have, then those gulls might have got their lunch after all.

June 10, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 135 Little Weeds

As the garden grows into complete hilarity, with an ebullient chuckle, I watch the weeds find their places. They’re clever, these weeds, finding quiet little dark places to begin their journey, rising into view long after the roots have winkled their way around, along and through those finer species, once carefully placed by us. When we clear space for such a planting, we see, not the weeds to come, or those now removed, but just this fine sunny spot, allocated to a shrub or bush, envisioned in full majestic bloom, with the ground floor as peaty brown as it was at the start.

Well Ho, says Mother Earth, and Hum to that, for she has other plans and she’s not giving them up to any old human. Let them eat cake, she says, for now.

Over winter the roots keep spreading, like witches fingers, in the silence of the earth, out of view, out of mind. Some of us employ evil sprays, conveniently forgetting the lasting damage any of them might do in the long term. We don’t worry too much about long term, unless we are a fledged and experienced gardener, which I am not. I quite understand those who buy all their bedding plants each year, thus creating what appears to be an established garden. It’s tempting. We don’t use sprays, choosing, instead, to allow the witches fingers room and time to stake their hold. Then, whatever Spring might bring in showers, snow, frosts and sunshine, these roots decide to reach for the sky, pushing up green and strong, and tempting me with pretty yellow blooms the bees love to visit. Well, that makes it okay then, if the bees choose thus.

It thinks me about weeds, or wild flowers in the wrong places. But who says it’s so? The wild flowers were here long before me and they’ll be here long after me, so which of us has rights in this little hill garden?

I was a weed, once. I think we can all admit to that at some point in our lives; when we just don’t fit in. Actually, I think I have often been a weed, but not ‘weedy’. Finely pedigreed folk who do fit in, might want to remove me, for I pinch the light and the live-giving water allocated to them. But, the strength and tenacity of me might undermine them, as long as I keep moving, keep finding new ways to reach the sun, keep producing pretty blooms for the bees. This is not a ‘them’ and ‘us’ thing, for we all have our place and time in this life, but, instead, of ‘both’. I never did like either/or scenarios, opting every time for a laterally sought choice. We know there is room for all of us, but the trouble is always one of boundaries – where you stop and I begin. After all, we don’t have the same voices, you and I, nor the same dreams, visions, hopes and plans. You may be planning for something I have no interest in. This doesn’t make either of us wrong nor right, just different. We laughingly say ‘Vive la difference!’ in our best french accent, but most of us have no idea what it means as a life choice. No matter how careful we are with our inner thoughts, we all make judgements on others. Words like ‘should’ and ‘ought’ pop into our mouths and out again and we feel regret long after the damage is done, for, in speaking those words about another living soul, we have shown we are better than they and have established it firmly in the ears of the listener.

I kick myself often for such worthless chatter, gossip to call it by it’s proper name. If I name a weed, I damage three people. Myself, the weed and the listener, and on what authority I ask myself?

In reply, I look out of the window, at the fancy shrub about to bloom, and, then down towards the so-called weeds. The shrub will never surprise me inside it’s controlled boundary limits, but the long-tailed fronded grasses, the speckly indigo blooms of the wild forget-me-nots, the creeping buttercups, the purple-belled ground ivy and the Lady Elizabeth poppies, the colour of sunshine……?

Well they will.

June 6, 2014 by judyfairbairns

Island Blog 134 Reality Check

This morning the air is still on the island. Nobody is about, except for the birds playing out their dramas. The doves, including Dave, whose mate was nabbed by a sparrowhawk a couple of years back, and who will always be a gooseberry, turn up to feed, their beaks tapping out a syncopated rythm on the wooden base of the bird table. We found the remains of the kill on the track outside the house, and Dave stumbling about lopsided and scared. Not a lucky dove, we said. After a week or so inside a box, fed and watered each day, he managed a wonky lift from the ground, straightened up and flew right onto the telephone wire. We hadn’t fixed anything, weren’t sure how to, but perhaps the combination of love and his own will to survive did their work. Now, however many pairs line the wire, sometimes up to 15 in the winter months, he is the uneven number, but always faithful, staying close to home, when the others loop away across the hills to build nests, raise young, complete the yearly circle once again.

A pair of swallows have taken the nest we fixed at the back of the garage years ago. Each spring, they check it out, and each spring, they reject it. Perhaps this is because we are constantly in and out of the garage, for it offers the only access to the hill garden at the back, where the bee hives nestle in the wild grass, their faces towards the sun. Every day each community, numbering thousands apiece, fly out to find pollen. The scouts communicate directions to the others in waggle dances, performed on the front step and taken seriously by the other worker bees, all women of course, who might be dithering about which way to go. The hive mind is an extraordinary thing and one that never sleeps, for even when the bees don’t fly, we know that if we lifted the lid (which is not for the faint-hearted) we would not see one single bee loafing about with a vacant look in her eye. Every single one is busily employed, going about her business mindfully, intelligently, continuously. Any loafers would be thrown out.

Trouble is, the swallows number three. I don’t suppose this works, a menage a trois, in the swallow world, but the three of them dive in and out of the garage each early morning and evening. On the wire, they have words. No violence is employed, but you can tell, from the tone, that it’s not friendly. Perhaps, like doves, and swans, swallows mate for life. Perhaps this lone one lost its mate on that huge journey back from Africa. We watched them gathering on wires, rooftops, swirling like a dark cloud over Capetown, when we were there in March, preparing for their flight across the globe, and we marvelled. How they manage to find their old nest sites year after year beggars belief. We would need maps, charts, radar, provisions, a transport vehicle, confidence, determination and periodic rests in soft beds with cotton sheets and a spacious en suite. They just fly.

In honour of their unusual tryst, together with the excitement at their final acceptance of the Garden Centre nest, (buy one, get a House Martin one free) I have fixed signs, one on the inside of the door, so we remember not to dive out and head butt a swallow, and one for anyone coming through the little gate who needs guiding to the other door. If we need to access the hill garden, we must open the garage door slowly, peeking gingerly out, to see if our new friends are around. Sometimes they wobble on the inside washing line. We need an inside washing line on the island, as the outside one is often long-term unemployed. The concrete floor is already guano-ed up and this situation won’t change, as long as they decide, finally, to lay their eggs, which they still may not, given the human comings and goings.

As I walked Miss Poppy around Tapselteerie yesterday, she made me laugh at some antic and, in response to my voice breaking the silence of the afternoon, a well-hidden nest of young tits leapt into action, their collective cheeping floating out from one of the dark holes in the old dry stone wall. The mother, behind me on a branch, yelled at them to shutup, but they were having none of it. I didn’t stay around to worry her, but the experience lifted my heart, just to have been allowed to witness that moment, and to fix the knowledge of it into my ordinary day. I call that an ‘internal shunt’, for It changes me, even though nothing has changed. My usual list of miniature disasters is still there; the demands on my time, my patience, my purse, stay in place; nothing is certain, nothing really safe and nothing I can do to make it any different. I could lose a loved one in a nanosecond and there is little I can do to stop it happening. I can fall ill, a silent enemy moving in to establish victory whilst I dash through my daily list, unaware until too late. But it does me no good to focus on what may or may not happen, in fact, it will falter my step, weaken me, make me dull at parties. What I need to do, mindfully and intelligently, is to learn from the birds, from the natural world, of which I am a part. I am at the top of the food chain, yes. I can think and reason, yes. And these gifts are not given to be wasted. They are gifts of sight, gifts of power, not over others as we seem to believe, but over myself, the choice to get real, like the birds.

How does that song go………oh yes…..

‘Hey, you know what paradise is? It’s a lie
A fantasy we create about people and places as we’d like them to be
But you know what truth is?
It’s that little baby you’re holding, and it’s that man you fought with this morning
The same one you’re going to make love with tonight. That’s truth, that’s love.

I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.’